WATCH: Choose Violence in the First Full-Length Trailer for “Game of Thrones” Season Six

The preeminent “tits and dragons” show returns to HBO on April 24.

Game of Thrones, the only television show in history to outpace its own creator in writing the story, is getting ready for its big return to HBO in April, and—as far as we can tell—everything you know about the story is in question. Saw somebody (you know who I’m talking about) get murdered in cold blood last season? Nope. Doesn’t look like it.

These games (ha, get it?) and more are why the show is one of our most anticipated of the year, despite the fact that it’s ultimately just “tits and dragons,” as Ian McShane is well aware. Tell us something we don’t know, Ian.

You can watch the slightly NSFW trailer below.

Season six of Game of Thrones premieres on April 24.

(via The Verge)

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