Tag: That Escalated Quickly

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Just Gave the Performance of the Year…Apologizing to Australia

Also, Johnny Depp is married to Amber Heard?

Artist Anish Kapoor Now Owns the Exclusive Rights to the “World’s Darkest Material”

Vantablack absorbs 99.965% of light.

LISTEN: M.I.A. Releases a Semi-New Track, “Boom ADD”

“It’s NFL vs M.I.A. right now.”

The Coen Brothers Don’t Watch FX’s “Fargo”

“It just feels divorced from our film somehow.”

Piracy Group Responsible for Mass Movie Leak Apologizes, Praises “The Hateful Eight,” and Then Takes Credit for Helping Theater Sales

“‘C’est la vie,’ say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.”

Jimmy Iovine Apologizes for Ridiculous Comments About Women and Music

“I could have chosen my words better, and I apologize.”

Amidst Remake Rumors, William Friedkin Says “Exorcist” Spinoffs Can Jump Down a Flight of Stairs

Morgan Creek, the production company owning the rights, have responded by promising not to remake the film, but have said nothing of sequels.

Viet Cong (Sort of) Apologizes in Name Controversy Statement [UPDATED]

“We never intended for our name to be provocative or hurtful.”

“Top Gear” Shake-Up: Former Hosts Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May Ink Deal with Amazon

Meanwhile, the new “Top Gear” crew is just falling into place now.

The Great Northern Is Back Open for Business: David Lynch and Showtime Resolve “Twin Peaks” Contract Dispute [UPDATED]

Let’s all just blame Bob for this. [Yep, still Bob.]

Perfectly Cromulent News: Harry Shearer will Embiggen “The Simpsons” by Returning for Two More Seasons

“Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.”

Jason Alexander Explains Why Seinfeld Killed Off Susan, Then Apologizes for Internet’s Reaction

No word on the status of Independent George

Trial By Media, Jon Grady, Lots of Talk About Balls, and Other Findings in the Deflategate Debacle [UPDATED]

Because it’s the team’s fault when the league doesn’t have proper protocol set in place.

Definitely Not Excellent: Harry Shearer Is Leaving “The Simpsons” [UPDATED]

“They can change them and no one would know the diddly-ifference!”

Grimes and Jay Z Weigh In On the Latest Round of Tidal Naysaying

It’s been less than a month since Jay Z and his super team announced Tidal, but due to its high-profile millionaire creators and vague list…

Joss Whedon Defends Edgar Wright’s “Ant-Man” That Never Was, Calls the Script the Best Marvel Ever Had

Raise your Cornettos high in solidarity.

WATCH: The Town of “Twin Peaks” Explains What Life Would Be Like Without David Lynch

“…A sheriff’s station without doughnuts!”

WATCH: Jon Stewart Weighs In On Trevor Noah Backlash

Last week, the world for fans of The Daily Show was turned upside down when Comedy Central announced Jon Stewart‘s replacement Trevor Noah, and things…

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