The lead-up to the new Tanlines record just keeps getting better and better. After releasing the jangly new guitar-driven track “Slipping Away” in March, the Brooklyn duo delighted the Internet in April with the reveal of their Netflix-parody band website.
Now, the band has announced that, at 11:00 a.m. PST tomorrow, they will stream their new album via teleconference. Listeners around the world are invited to dial in and hear the new album in full, as well as some “Forward-Looking Statements” which, as detailed in a comically legalese press release release, “are based on the Band members’ and their Guests’ expectations, beliefs, estimates and projections.”
The release continues, “These statements are not guarantees of future performance and involve certain risks and uncertainties, which are difficult to predict. Therefore, actual results may differ materially from what is forecast in forward-looking statements due to a variety of factors. The Band disclaims and does not undertake any obligation to update or revise any forward-looking statement made on this conference call.”
To find out what the hell all that means, hop on the call tomorrow by dialing (605) 562-3140 and inputting access code 874405. And if you’re not available, the band invites you to any of their “in-person meet-ups (listed below) that the Band will be holding across the U.S. throughout the Spring and Summer of 2015.”
Tanlines in-person meet-ups
May
13 – Brooklyn, NY @ Rough Trade
14 – New York, NY @ Bowery Ballroom
18 – Los Angeles, CA @ The Echoplex
19 – Los Angeles, CA @ Amoeba Records
June
26 – Millvale, PA @ Mr. Smalls
27 – Cleveland Heights, OH @ Grog Shop
28 – Ferndale, MI @ The Loving Touch
30 – Covington, KY @ Madison Live
July
01 – St. Louis, MO @ Firebird
02 – Lincoln, NE @ Vega
03 – Denver, CO @ Larimer Lounge
05 – Salt Lake City, UT @ Urban Lounge
07 – Vancouver, BC @ Electric Owl
08 – Seattle, WA @ Neumos
09 – Portland, OR @ Mississippi Studios
14 – Santa Ana, CA @ The Observatory
15 – Phoenix, AZ @ Valley Bar
17 – Austin, TX @ Red 7
18 – Dallas, TX @ Club Dada
19 – Houston, TX @ Fitzgerald’s
21 – Atlanta, GA @ The Earl
22 – Asheville, NC @ The Mothlight
23 – Washington, DC @ U Street Music Hall
24 – Philadelphia, PA @ Voyeur
25 – Cambridge, MA @ The Sinclair
Highlights is out May 19 on True Panther Sounds.
