Sit down. Home Alone came out twenty-five years ago. I’ll wait.
Now that you’ve recovered from that glimpse into the abyss, try to get reacquainted to the realities of adulthood with the first episode of :DRYVRS, a new web series from Moldy Peaches guitarist Jack Dishel. The series chronicles the adventures of the drivers behind a car-sharing service similar to Uber. Our first driver? A haggard, jaded character played by The Pizza Underground’s Macaulay Culkin. Culkin’s character appears to be in his early thirties and claims to have been left behind as a child while his family took a trip to France. Seems unlikely, but you can see how it plays out below.