Lily Allen Will Soon Be Selling Sex Toys

The British singer just wants you to be happy.

This past weekend at the Port Eliot Festival in Cornwall, England, irreverent singer-songwriter Lily Allen revealed two pieces of juicy gossip: firstly, that the fest was the site of her conception (making the event a homecoming of sorts), and secondly, that she’s working on a range of her very own sex toys. 

“I probably shouldn’t talk about it,” Allen coyly told the crowd. “I haven’t done a press release or anything like that. Orgasms are important, ladies, and I feel like the celeb sex toy market hasn’t been capitalized upon.”

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Other celebrities who have gotten in on the sex toy game include Kesha (who has distributed condoms with her face on them), Tenacious D (who sold a special kind of rag as merch), and Mötley Crüe, who released their own line of vibrators

Allen’s most recent music release was last year’s record No Shame, and she’s currently working on another “concept album” plus two musicals. Perhaps the concept behind the upcoming album will be female orgasms—something which 75 percent of women do not experience from sex alone, by the way—and Lily’s line of sex toys will be sold as accompanying merch. 


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