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“I like it!” — Shaun in “Shaun of the Dead”

Get that Tom Cruise shit outta here.

Is Ewing Theory still in play when half the teams have lost a Ewing? At this point, it’s simply become a fight to stay healthy.

Our favorite clips that the Purple One has left us with—for now.

Take the edge off by realizing that you’ve been taking the edge off way too much.

Also, Johnny Depp is married to Amber Heard?

The Warriors made history last night, but Kobe rewrote it.

Fresh off the most abrasive release of their career, Andrew Savage and Austin Brown explain how nerves, the bigger picture, and Jeff Tweedy’s kitchen led to their brilliant new LP, “Human Performance.”

The eleven-minute experimental experience is more than you might want, but it’s exactly what you need.

“Sailor Ripley, you get me some music on that radio this instant.”

The spin-off prequel is out December 16.

“Nonagon Infinity” is out April 29 via ATO.

The music is barroom, and the attitude is lonesome, on’ry, and mean.

Rian Johnson, you seeing this?

The warrant was out for a $200 “failure to return rental property” misdemeanor fee, for which Tom Green has now volunteered to pay.

“You’re looking well, Ty.”

“Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?”

“Throwing keys over horses… I didn’t follow it really.”

Who’s gonna miss her, though? As if she really needs to ask.

The new series from the makers of “Eastbound & Down” will debut in July on HBO.